The Return of the Blog

So I'm trying out this new diet called "eat less and get off your ass you lazy piece of crap" and I must say, I'm liking the results. I'm now fifteen pounds lighter than the last time I stepped on a scale...

I know it defies all logic, but watching your portions and actually exercising really can help you get in better shape!

I'm even going to try eating vegetables.............and now I better go call Pops to make sure he's still breathing...